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This cloud looks like a camel: I have this Liberal White Guy Friend who has a serious thing for pale...
I have this Liberal White Guy Friend who has a serious thing for pale brunettes who enjoy dressing up and being girly. He’s been my friend for two years. I have a Best Girl Friend who is black. We’ve been partners in crime for four years. They met through me at a party a few months ago, and White…
Finally watching miss usa! Poor jazzy goes to stare at the window every time a car drives by…I think he thinks his mama is coming home! Unfortunately he’s stuck with me!
I gained 10 pounds…and I know it’s crazy but I feel so fat…like so slovenly and fat and gross…just fat…but I still fit into all my clothes…and I don’t look like a fatass in them (yet)..
…ugh, time to invest in some spanks…guess eating pints of ben and Jerry’s everyday is finally catching up with me…sheesh.
I’m sad work starts tomorrow :(. Two days here have already been awesome. And now to throw work into the mix…ugh…I’m a tiny bit excited too…just an insy weensy little bit. But I just want to hang out and do hoodrat shit with my friends (so to speak..)
I was looking for what channel NBC was on so I could watch miss USA….but naturally I got sucked in by TLC….the weirdest shows come on here. Right now Sister Wives is on…good show!
Jazzy tried to bite a little girl in PetSmart (Taken with instagram)
Taken with instagram
Jazzy is baaack! (Taken with instagram)
